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They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants. They're for grass roots support.
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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine? Don King.
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"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7, Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree ? - Because it was stapled to the monkey.
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