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Why do they put strings on tampons? So you can floss after you eat!
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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? he only had 2 cars.
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So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?" And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in our hands"
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