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Redmond -- Citing the event as a new era of peace and cooperation, Bill
Gates today announced Microsoft's purchase of Netscape.
Said Gates: "Hopefully now the world knows we're serious about the Web."
Microsoft's first move will be to combine the two browsers, with the MINE
(Microsoft Internet Netscape Explorer) browser due this year. "When we
release this version," said Gates, "all Web access will be MINE."
Send this story to a friend 1 A young woman was doing some business at Marshall University and
parked in an area clearly marked "no parking."
After taking care of business, she returned to her car to find a
campus security guard writing her a ticket.
"Why are you giving me a ticket?" she asked.
"You're not allowed to park here," the guard said. "See that sign?
It says 'Fine for Parking Here.'"
"Well," said the violator, "I thought it was a fine place to park."
The guard began to laugh. The more he thought about it, the harder
He tore up the ticket and waved the woman on her way.
Send this story to a friend 2 This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures
Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations /
Simulation division. They've been working on some really nifty
virtual reality simulators, the case in point being to incorporate Armed
Reconnaissance Helicopters into exercises (from the data fusion point of
Most of the people they employ on this sort of thing are ex- (or future)
computer game programmers. Anyway, as part of the reality parameters,
they include things like trees and animals.
For the Australian simulation they included kangaroos. In particular,
they had to model kangaroo movements and reactions to helicopters (since
hordes of disturbed kangaroos might well give away a helicopter's
Being good programmers, they just stole some code (which was originally
used to model infantry detachments reactions under the same stimuli), and
changed the mapped icon, the speed parameters, etc.
The first time they went to demonstrate this to some visiting Americans,
the hotshot pilots have decided to get "down and dirty" with the virtual
kangaroos. So, they buzz them, and watch them scatter. The visiting
Americans nod appreciatively...then gape as the kangaroos duck around a
hill, and launch about two dozen Stinger missiles at the hapless
Programmers look rather embarrassed at forgetting to remove that part of
the infantry coding...and Americans leave muttering comments about not
wanting to mess with the Aussie wildlife! As an addendum, simulator
pilots from that point onwards avoided kangaroos like the plague, just
like they were meant to do in the first place.
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