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A woman, worried about crime, started to carry a hand-gun. Five months after she'd begun carrying her gun she came out to her car in a dark parking lot and found it occupied by four men. She ordered them out. They refused to move; she pulled her gun. Instantly four doors popped open and her car's occupants fled into the night. Then, as she started to load her groceries into the car, she noticed her car (same make and model) parked three spots away.
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There's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza joint. One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesitated, he said "You meant to call Dominoes ..." The caller exclaimed "Wow, you guys really DO know everything!"
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