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Chicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday
afternoon after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst
Food and Liquors-on Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street.

According to cops, two gents toting semi-auto pistols robbed the
store's registers. Witnesses say Emad The Genius (as he will be
remembered) ran after the men with a two-shot derringer and took
a shot at 'em. They returned the favor with a hail of bullets.
Haddad was struck in the head and died on the spot. 



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NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get intercepted."
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