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The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read: 

     "Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help" 

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My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip to a working farm: My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers." Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f***er?" David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk" Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?" David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."
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Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery. Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or based on some other derived data. Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the following checkout coupons in sequence: Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free High Cholesterol Survival Guide
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