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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital




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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab." -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
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"There are no depths to which I will not sink." -- Lynn Howard
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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out." -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
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"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime." -- Paul S. Sears
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