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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
                        -- The Far Side

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"[Do you hate people?]" "Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely." "[Why?]" "Ignorance." -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead singer of Tool)
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you." -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one. I don't care what you think =))
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"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then." -- John Woods,
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"It's a smoker's joke." "What's a smoker's joke?" "Cancer." -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
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