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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
Send this quote to a friend 1 "Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
-- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director
Send this quote to a friend 2 "... and call off Christmas!"
-- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Send this quote to a friend 3 "... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
-- David Helfgott, "Shine"
Send this quote to a friend 4 "Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to
bugger people mercilessly."
-- Simon (freudian perhaps?)
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