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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"

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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is qualified, you must use a sock puppet." -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director
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"... and call off Christmas!" -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham, "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..." -- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to bugger people mercilessly." -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)
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