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"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins

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"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS." -- David Vicker
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"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of three-ring binders." "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." "Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?" -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet" -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." -- from the sig of Malcom Herbert
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