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"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51




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"Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n]" -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..." -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight", They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
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"This is your brain on IDE..." -- me
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