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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)




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"It must be indicative of something other than the redistribution of smurf..." -- me (... and that's one of them)
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"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..." -- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that came from...)
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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..." -- Garth Kidd
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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation. If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation. Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations. Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation." -- Plunderer's Theme (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)
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