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"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
-- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
lab (he's now joined the choir =))
Send this quote to a friend 1 "20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
Send this quote to a friend 2 "I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
-- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny
Send this quote to a friend 3 "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
Send this quote to a friend 4 "... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
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