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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
Send this quote to a friend 1 "Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
-- Unknown, via Bruce
Send this quote to a friend 2 "Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
Send this quote to a friend 3 "God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
where to go.
'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
'Well, how about Mercury?'
'No, it's too hot there.'
'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips. When I was
there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
still talking about it.'"
Send this quote to a friend 4 "Why don't you just give me the thing?"
-- Kathleen Cameron, to Daniel
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