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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook

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"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'" -- Unknown, via Bruce
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"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party." "Why not?" "Because I'm going to be dead by then." -- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
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"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. 'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter. 'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God. 'Well, how about Mercury?' 'No, it's too hot there.' 'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?' 'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it.'" -- fortune
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"Why don't you just give me the thing?" -- Kathleen Cameron, to Daniel
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