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"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
                        -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
                                (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)




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"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?" -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..." -- me
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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?" -- Dan Glastonbury
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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!" -- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"
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