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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers

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"Well bugger me." "With pleasure." -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford
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"rock em sock em discuss their differences over cappucino robots" -- topic from #heathers
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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!" -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
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"It must have gone down while I was up..." -- Janet Robertson
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