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"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen

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"... what in the fExoning hExonll..." -- One for the CDAers =) Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like 'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)" -- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
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"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me." -- Karen Peisley
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"But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks. HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks. Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks. NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..." [some more additions from other people] "TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed." -- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery
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