| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
-- Andrew Rutherford, Karen
Send this quote to a friend
1
"... what in the fExoning hExonll..."
-- One for the CDAers =)
Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Send this quote to a friend
2
"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
alt.humor.best-of-usenet)
Send this quote to a friend
3
"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
-- Karen Peisley
Send this quote to a friend
4
"But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS
doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks.
HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks.
Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks.
NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..."
[some more additions from other people]
"TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed."
-- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery
Send this quote to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems |
| Jump to |
