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"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me

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"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time" -- Simon Hackett
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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever." "Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur." -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"The male body is aerodynamic..." "Yeah, it's got a keel." "So what does that make a female? A catamaran?" -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland
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"Benno, I can't handle you not wearing all black. Go home and change." -- Adrian
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