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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
 programs that other people have written.  In my case, I went to the garbage
 cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
 operating system."
                        -- Bill Gates

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"Mine's proportionally longer than most." -- Karen Peisley
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"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective." -- Anonymous
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"Historical Landmark #9678023 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another name for the Apple Menu." -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless" -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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