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Today's quotes[9.20.01]

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"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
                        -- fortune

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"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow." -- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)" "what is he waiting on?" "the floor" "Oh. Its a slow floor. He'll be waiting a while." "yeah... but Godot should be here soon" -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory
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"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't turn you on?" "Well why are you interested in the spanking one?" "Because it _does_ turn me on..." -- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
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"I like the bestiality..." -- Karen Peisley
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