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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce

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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for the torn down garage..." -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever." -- The Laws of Physics
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"Zoom Schwartz Pfigliano Butterman Coleman Uncle Toby's Morowitz You've found the loophole You've found the other loophole Oh fuck Smeg Hymen (Baa...)" -- The Name of the Game
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"You stop that. You scare my chickens." -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit
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