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"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls technical support." -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I almost stepped on your dog last night." "Where was it?" "Under my foot." -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me." -- Ruth Hopping
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