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"I love MCI, put another star in my traceroute baby!
 I love MCI, so come on take your time and route for me!"
                        -- Hillary Gorman,
                                to the tune of "I love Rock and Roll"

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"Why is the sky blue?" "It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm." -- me, AndrewR
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"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry." -- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?" -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement) of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product." -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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