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"Game over boys!"
                        -- Mr. Flibble

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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!" -- Alastair J. R. Young
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"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded." -- The shortened Big Bang theory
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"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are not the same, however different standards on other machines although different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and -Dstandard :))" --
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"... I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky, But why can't it be mine?" -- Pearl Jam, "Black" (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
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