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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
-- From the sig of Jake Kesinger
Send this quote to a friend 1 "Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
match made in heaven."
-- The Internet Oracle
Send this quote to a friend 2 "Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
-- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
Send this quote to a friend 3 "My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
Send this quote to a friend 4 "It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
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