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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger

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"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+ radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a match made in heaven." -- The Internet Oracle
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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable taste." -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell." -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit." "No, this is a hairy bit." "What about this hairy bit?" "No, this is a stiff hairy bit." -- Karen (talking about my facial hair), Andrew (talking about Karen's hair), me (being rude), Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
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