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"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
Send this quote to a friend 1 "I can't get it in."
Send this quote to a friend 2 "I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
-- Angela (yet again)
Send this quote to a friend 3 "Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
Send this quote to a friend 4 "Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
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