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"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there." -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Still not getting any." -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled "July 17 Update" in
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"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away." -- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
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