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"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
                        -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)

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"What are you clearing your throat for?" "Practice." -- tanya, Alasdair
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"Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_ be that you're a fuckhead." -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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"Tech people + pizza = Tech people" -- me
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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle: How come we never see baby pigeons?" "You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'." -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
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