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Today's quotes[9.11.01]

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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen

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"I can get anything to go in..." -- Karen
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"Did you hear that? Karen wants to keep the male air steward under her desk..." "He won't eat much..." -- me (to Andrew), Karen (from the other side of the room)
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"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to bomb your offices and machine-gun your children." -- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1." -- unknown
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