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A pretty young maid from Australia 
            Painted her ass like a dahlia. 
                The colour was fine, 
                And so the design, 
            But the smell was still naturalia! 

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There was a young man, name of Snyder, Who took out a girl just to ride her. She allowed him to feel From her neck to her heel, But never would let him inside her.
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There was an aesthetic young miss Who thought it the apex of bliss To jazz herself silly With the bud of a lily, Then go to the garden to piss!
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There was a young lass from Hoboken Who said that her hymen was broken From riding a bike, on a cobble stone pike. In truth, it was broken from pokin'.
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A proper young lady of Taos Had her panties trimmed neatly with lace. But a vulgar young man Raped her roughly, and ran, And left them pure panties in chaos.
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