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A pretty young maid from Australia
Painted her ass like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
And so the design,
But the smell was still naturalia!
Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man, name of Snyder,
Who took out a girl just to ride her.
She allowed him to feel
From her neck to her heel,
But never would let him inside her.
Send this poem to a friend 2 There was an aesthetic young miss
Who thought it the apex of bliss
To jazz herself silly
With the bud of a lily,
Then go to the garden to piss!
Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young lass from Hoboken
Who said that her hymen was broken
From riding a bike,
on a cobble stone pike.
In truth, it was broken from pokin'.
Send this poem to a friend 4 A proper young lady of Taos
Had her panties trimmed neatly with lace.
But a vulgar young man
Raped her roughly, and ran,
And left them pure panties in chaos.
Send this poem to a friend 5