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There was a young fellow named Harry, 
            Had a joint that was long, huge and scary. 
                He pressed it on a virgin 
                Who, without any urgin', 
            Immediately spread like a fairy. 

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There was a young fellow named Malcolm Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum. He'd always use it Everytime that he shit, And found the sensation quite welcome.
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There was a Bishop from Trawlee Who went out into the Garden to pee. He said "Pax Vou Biscum" I can't make the piss come It must be the C L A P!
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There once was a bishop from Nottingham Who stood on a bridge down in Birmingham. He watched all the stunts Of the cunts in the punts And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them.
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Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates. He slipped in his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates.
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