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A virgin felt urged in Toulouse 
               Till she thought she would try sef-abuse. 
                    In search of a hard on 
                    She ran out in the garden, 
               And was had by a statue of Zeus. 

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On the plains of north-central Tibet They've thought of the strangest thing yet: On the ass of a camel They pour blue enamel, And bugger the beast while it's wet.
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Here's to old King Montezuma, For fun he would bugger a puma. The puma in play Clawed both balls away--- How's that for animal humor?
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There was a young lady named Ames Who would play at the jolliest games. She was great fun to lay For her rectum would play Obbligatos, and call you bad names.
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Here I sit Same as ever Dirty arse, got no paper Boss is calling, Can not linger Stuff it, I'll use me finger Sent by Sarah
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