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When the Bermondsey bricklayers struck, 
               Bill Bloggins was 'aving a fuck. 
                    By uni-on rules, 
                    He 'ad to down tools--- 
               Now wasn't that bloddy 'ard luck! 

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The life of a clerk of the session Was strangled in psychic repression. But his maladies ceased When his penis uncreased In straight geometric progression.
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For sculpture that's really first class You need form, composition, and mass. To do a good Venus Just leave off the penis, And concentrate all on the ass.
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There was a young girl of Peru Who had nothing whatever to do, So she sat on the stairs And counted cunt hairs--- Four thousand, three hundred, and two.
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A morbid young lady named Jean Was known as the Masochist Queen. She used thistles and cacti In pursuit of her practi, In a manner both odd and obscene.
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