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When Asimov penned long ago
The Three Laws that all robots know,
Had Star Wars shown then,
The Fourth would have been:
"A robot must not steal the show." 

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The voice from the UFO cried, "To the smartest we'll give a free ride!" Several men volunteered, But the ship disappeared With a whale and two dolphins inside.
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A renowned archaeologist Vern, Who unearthed an Egyptian clay urn, Found himself devastated When the markings, translated, Clearly read, "No Refill/No Return."
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"Can't you see where this is all leading, This nightmare of selective breeding ?" He spat on the ground And then turned around And continued on with his weeding.
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There was a young man who preferred Having sex with some kind of a bird. The rarer the species, And the fuller of feces, The better---that guy really loved turd.
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