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There was a young fellow named Price Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. He had virgins and boys And mechanical toys, And on Mondays... he meddled with mice
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A cautious young husband named Rafe Used to diddle his wife with a safe. Thus he thwarted God's wishes And fed his pet fishes, Which he kept in a bedside carafe.
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To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish! Your cunt is as big as a dish!" She replied, "Why, you fool, With your limp little tool It's like driving a nail with a fish!"
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To the shrine which was Pallas Athena's Young Bito (who'd learned about penis) Brought her needles and thread And scissors and said, "You can stick them---I'm changing to Venus!"
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A lad from far-off Transvaal Was lustful, but tactful withal. He'd say, just for luck, "Mam'selle, do you fuck?" But he'd bow till he almost would crawl.
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