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Today's poems[9.3.01]

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There once was wee lad called Marvin 
            Who thought his big dick was for carvin' 
                He tried to cut slices 
                Of "Turkey with spices" 
            And left all his dining guests starvin'. 

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There was a young girl from nace Whose corset just would not lace. Her mother said, "Nellie, There's more in your belly Than ever went in through your face."
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A young Juliet of St. Louis On a balcony stood, acting screwy. Her Romeo climbed, But he wasn't well timed, And half-way up, off he went---blooey!
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There was an old fellow named Rapp Who had a job all considered a snap. In the insane asylum He'd grade cunts and file 'em, And bi-weekly he'd rub up their nap
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A quick witted astronaut, Dwight, When asked about his upcoming flight, Did he have worry one 'Bout landing on the sun ? "Heck no, we're landing at night!"
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