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Today's poems[9.28.01]

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A king sadly said to his queen, 
            "In parts you have grown far from lean." 
                "I don't give a damn, 
                You've always liked ham," 
            She replied, and he gasped, "How obscene!" 

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A Plumber whose name was Ten Brink Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink. Her resistance was stout, And Ten Brink petered out With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.
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There was a young girl named Maxine Who found a new use for the bean. As a vaginal bearing She found it long-wearing, And it varied her fucking routine.
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There was a young girl of La Plata Who was widely renowned as a farter. Her deafening reports At the Argentine sports Made her much in demand as a starter.
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Said a girl being had in a shanty, "My dear, you have got it in slanty." He replied, "I can use Any angle I choose. I ride as I please---I'm Duranty!"
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