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Today's poems[9.26.01]

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There was a young fellow from Lees 
            Who handled his tool with great ease. 
                This continual friction 
                Made his sex a mere fiction, 
            But the callus hangs down to his knees. 

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There once was a man of Sag Harbor Who used to go with a fag barber. He gave some auditions In many positions, And now he plays flute with Jan Garber.
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There's a man in the Bible portrayed As one deeply engrossed in his trade. He became quite elated Over things he created, Especially the women he made.
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An opera singer named Black Would fuck anything with a crack: Sidewalks and board fences, Young goats and cheese blintzes, And the cheekiest man in his claque.
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There was a young man of Soho Whose tastes were exceedingly low. He said to his mother, "Let us suck one another, And swallow the seminal flow."
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