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Today's poems[9.25.01]

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There was a young lady from Waste 
            Who fled from a man in some haste. 
                She tripped as she ran, 
                And fell flat on her pan--- 
            She sometimes still dreams that she's chaste.

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There was a young fellow in Buckingham. Wrote a treatise on cunts and on sucking them, But later this work Was eclipsed by a Turk Whose topic was ass-holes and fucking them.
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The bishop of Winchester Junction Found his phallus would no longer function. So in black crepe he wound it, Tied a lily around it, And solemnly gave it last unction.
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"Remind me, dear," said Sir John Keith, "As soon as I've finished my teeth, To take down this glass And examine my ass From behind---and of course from beneath."
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There once was a lady named Hix Who was fond of sucking big pricks. One fellow she took Was a doctor named Snook, Now he's in a hell of a fix.
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