Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  Tell Joke  |  Links  |  About


Today's poems[9.24.01]

Vote for the poem that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.

There was a young girl from Odessa, 
            A rather unblushing transgressor. 
                When sent to the priest 
                The lewd little beast 
            Began to undress her confessor. 

Send this poem to a friend
There was a young girl of Bavaria Who thought her disease ws malaria. But the family doc Remarked to her shock, "It is in the mercurial area."
Send this poem to a friend
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,"If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"
Send this poem to a friend
There was a young sapphic named Anna Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana, Which she sucked bit by bit From her partner's warm slit, In the most approved lesbian manner.
Send this poem to a friend
There was a young squaw of Wohunt Who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, Produced no papooses, And fitted both giant and runt.
Send this poem to a friend

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Quotes

Jump to One Click Menu:

  Random joke on your page
  Jokes2Go Advanced features
  Tell us a joke
  Funny Pics

  More than 30 categories of jokes
  Real funny stories
  Poems, parodies and Limericks
  More than 2000 quotes
  Funny ASCII Art
  Previous months issues

Hourly Humor
  Random Jokes
  Random Quotes
  Random Poems

  Hundreds of lists in alphabetical order
  Select lists by category

  Random jokes, by category or general
  Random stories, by category or any
  Random poems, by category or any
  Random quotes

Site Info
  Privacy Policy
  Change registration info/Unsubscribe
  Password retrieval
  Other great humor sites
  Contact us