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Today's poems[9.23.01]

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The parish commission at Roylette 
            Bought their vicar a pristine new toilet. 
                But he still voids his bowels 
                On a heap of old towels, 
            He's so very reluctant to soil it. 

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A proper young person named Gissing Announced he had given up kissing. "I strike out at once For something that counts, And besides my girl's front teeth are missing."
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A sempstress at Epping-on-Tyne Used to peddle her tail down the line. She first got a crown, But her prices went down--- Now she'll fit you for ten pence or nine.
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There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see. When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see.
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There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her heels in the doorway. She said to her beau, "Hey, look at me, Joe, I think I've discovered one more way."
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