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Today's poems[9.22.01]

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There was a young girl named Dalrymple 
            Whose sexual equipment was so simple 
                That on examination they found 
                Little more than a mound 
            In the center of which was a dimple. 

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There was a young rascal named James, Who liked to play terrible games, He lit up the front Of his Grandmother's cunt And laughed as she pissed through the flames!
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A nudist girl wearing three raisins A masquerade prize was her goal. The judges said, "Lookie, From the front she's a cookie, And the back she's a Parker House roll.
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There was a young man of Madras Who was having a boy in the grass. Then a cobra-capello Said, "Hello, young fellow!" And bit a piece out of his ass.
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There was an old sculptor named Phidias Whose knowledge of art was invidious. He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie--- Which startled the purely fastidious.
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