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There was a young man named O'Malley
Who was fucking his gal in the alley,
When right at the start
Whe let a small fart,
Said O'Malley to Sally, "Now r'ally!"
Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man of Newminster Court
Bugger'd a pig, but his prick was too short.
Said the hog, "It's not nice,
But pray take my advice:
Make tracks, or by the police you'll be caught."
Send this poem to a friend 2 A lacklustre lady of Brougham
Weaveth all night at her loom.
Anon she doth blench
When her lord and his wench
Pull a chain in the neighboring room.
Send this poem to a friend 3 There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck,
But he put it away
For fear that one day
He might put it in and get stuck.
Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young fellow named Goff
Whose amusement was jacking it off
He pulled it so hard
It stretched out a yard.
And turned to bright blue and fell off.
Send this poem to a friend 5