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Today's poems[9.20.01]

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There was a young lady named Shriver 
            Who was screwed in the ass by the driver, 
                And when she complained 
                He said, "Sorry you were pained," 
            And gave her a fiver to bribe her. 

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There was a young fellow of Kent Whose prick was so long it was bent, So to save himself trouble He put it in double, And instead of coming he went.
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There was a young fellow from Eno Who said to his girl, "Now, old Beano, Lift your skirt up in front, And enlarge your old cunt, For the size of this organ is keen-o."
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A wonderful fish is the flea, He bores and he bites on me. I would love, indeed, To watch him feed, But he bites me where I cannot see.
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There was a young lady named Sue Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other, And now she's a mother--- Let this be a lesson to you.
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