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There was a young person of Kent            
Who was famous wherever he went. 
All the way through a fuck 
He would quack like a duck, 
And he crowed like a cock when he spent. 

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A shapely young lady name Jenna Colored her pubics with henna. On a beach she was crude And sunbathed in the nude. She was promptly invited to dinner.
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A star-gazing fellow named Flipper Had a girl try to open his zipper. As he stared at Orion, The young girl was cryin' As she found it was NOT a Big Dipper.
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There was a young man from Venice Who played a good game of lawn tennis. But the game he liked best, Far more than the rest, Was played with two balls and a pennis.
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There was a young lady from Slough Who said that she didn't know how. Then a young fellow caught her And jolly well taught her; She lodges in Pimlico now.
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