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There was a young person of Kent
Who was famous wherever he went.
All the way through a fuck
He would quack like a duck,
And he crowed like a cock when he spent.
Send this poem to a friend 1 A shapely young lady name Jenna
Colored her pubics with henna.
On a beach she was crude
And sunbathed in the nude.
She was promptly invited to dinner.
Send this poem to a friend 2 A star-gazing fellow named Flipper
Had a girl try to open his zipper.
As he stared at Orion,
The young girl was cryin'
As she found it was NOT a Big Dipper.
Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young man from Venice
Who played a good game of lawn tennis.
But the game he liked best,
Far more than the rest,
Was played with two balls and a pennis.
Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young lady from Slough
Who said that she didn't know how.
Then a young fellow caught her
And jolly well taught her;
She lodges in Pimlico now.
Send this poem to a friend 5