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Today's poems[9.18.01]

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            To an ancient divine of Tyrone 
            Was the art of rebushing cunts known. 
                In each cunt he would ram 
                A fine, prime raw ham, 
            And then deftly extracted the bone, 

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Said my wife as she stood on a rostrum, "I don't mind if I don't have colostrum, But I'll take an option If your child's for adoption--- Though I cannot bear kids, I can foster 'em."
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A clever inventor named Krupp Wore a belt when he wanted to tup. His mighty dry cells Made her tits buzz like bells, And lighted the hall-entrance up.
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There once was a woman from York Who used to eat shit with a fork. Her son said, "You goon, You eat shit with a spoon. It`s pork that you eat with a fork."
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There was a young lady named White Found herself in a terrible plight: A mucker named Tucker Had struck her, the fucker--- The bugger, the bastard, the shite!
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