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Today's poems[9.17.01]

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            A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet 
            Gets very upset when you fill it. 
                When she's done and hops off, 
                She lops your thing off, 
            And sautÚs it up in a skillet. 

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A big bollocksed dancer, Durango, Had trouble while dancing Fandango, The blood from his twirls Overfilled the guys pearls Which swelled to the size of a mango.
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There was a young brother monastic Whose penis was somewhat elastic. So when it uncoiled, With a snap it recoiled, Interrupting his studies scholastic.
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There once was a young boy named Steven Who noticed his balls were uneven. When he pulled on the right, The left shot out of sight: Not the effect Steve was keen on achievin'.
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A nudist resort at Benares Took a midget in all unawares. But he made members weep For he just couldn't keep His nose out of private affairs.
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