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Today's poems[9.16.01]

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There was an old girl from the Azores

           whos cunt was covered in sores

           even the dogs in the street

           wouldn't sniff the green meat

           that hung in great chunks 

           from her drawers


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It's a helluva fix that we're in When the geographical spread of the urge to sin Causes juvenile delinquency With increasing frequency By the Army, the Navy, and Errol Flynn.
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There was a young man from Liberia Who was groping a wench from Nigeria. He said, "Yes, my pet, Your panties are wet." "Sorry, sir, that's my interior."
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There was a young man from Vancouver Whose existence had lost its prime mover. But its loss he supplied With a piece of bull's hide, Two pairs, and the bag from the Hoover.
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Whenever a fellow named Rex, Flashed his very small organ of sex, He always got off, For the judges would scoff, De minimis non curat lex.
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