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Today's poems[9.15.01]

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There once was a girl named Miss Nokes, 
Who showed her behind to the folks. 
Everyone cheered, 
And a vendor appeared 
Selling hotdogs and popcorn and Cokes. 

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There was a young athlete named Grimmon Who developed a new way of swimmin': By a marvellous trick He would skull with his prick, Which attracted loud cheers from the women.
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There was a young man from Nantucket Whose feet were attached to grease buckets From trouble he'd hide With a quick slip n slide Of responsibility he said, simply, "duck it." PS So you see, Bill, in America, *anyone* can grow up to be the President. sent by Summer Mondeau
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Ladies and gentlemen hoes and tramps crosseyed buzzards and bowlegged ants admission is free so pay at the door pull up a chair and set on the floor one night mid day two boys went to play back to back brother to brother they both drew a sword and shot each other one deaf police officer who heard the noise came and killed the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true just ask the blind man he saw it too. sent by billbob
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It was a dark and stormy night. I went to pee and lights went out. I struggled in there, and dripped about, But hardly managed, and was all right And didn't need that stinking light! Sent by Ed
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