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Today's poems[9.14.01]

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Said a meaty young woman of Croft,
  Amusing herself in the loft, 
     "A salami or wurst 
Is what I should choose first--- 
With bologna you know you've been boffed." 

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There once was a man from Nepal Whose turds were exceedingly small. He'd sit in his room And shit on a spoon And then flick his turds down the hall.
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There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal. Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered! I like to fuck slow, and I shall."
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An unfortunate fellow named Chase Had an ass that was not quite in place, And he showed indignation When an investigation Showed that some people shit through their face,
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I knew a girl from St. Paul Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. Someone set it on fire And burned here entire Front Page, Sporting Section and all.
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